I promise you will laugh, well, if you are a women. I'm only a couple paragraphs in and already laughing. Here are a couple of my favorite lines.
"And he's right -- no woman in the history of mankind has ever wanted to see a picture of a penis. Go back to the earliest cave paintings. The very first one is of a cock, and after that they're all antelopes and sunrises."
"And if you think about it, is there any better metaphor for the sad state of America today than an over-the-hill white guy lazily masturbating in plastic shoes?"
My answer is "no, that pretty much sums it up."
Ok, ok. . .here is the link.
